On this day in 1002, King Æthelred the Unready ordered the the killing of Danes in the Kingdom of England. This incident became known as The St. Brice’s Day Massacre.
Smoke some Danish Export in their memory today! $4.50/oz for one of our most popular tobaccos.
(We know. Historical genocide makes for a really awkward way to sell things… don’t hate us. Its a slow news day.)